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Name: Laurie Beth Location: Corona, California Age: 34 (Nov-24-1965) Sagittarius Height: 5'6" Eyes: Sky blue (I look so cute in glasses) Hair: Red long naturally curly Skin Tone: Fair alabaster, lightly dusted with freckles Marital Status: Divorced. No children. I am currently involved - Sorry fellas! You snooze you lose! Measurements: Buxom (40DDD), proportioned BBW. That's Big Beautiful Woman for those of you unenlightened. I am very secure and happy this way. The universe made women of all sizes and if it had meant for me to be some waif it would not have created Godiva chocolate or pizza. Interests/Hobbies: Singing (which calms me & gives me my creamy dreamy center), swimming, reading, chatting online, shopping, eating exotic foods, travel, cuddling with my boyfriend & my kitties. I collect gargoyles (only the ugly ones), handbags, ex-boyfriends, dust, good karma, celestial decor, disfigured soft toys that no one will adopt and unusual adult novelties. I read palms. Being a psychic and reading palms is a great insight into the heart and soul of a person. I feel the need for speed. I love roller coasters. Right now my big thrill is hopping on the back of my boyfriends Harley and holding on tight. What girl would not love the feel of a big piece of American made engineering throbbing between her thighs? Ohhh and all that leather... Ohhh BABY!!!! My man in leather chaps *swoon*! My life has been an adventure. I have lived all over the world. I grew up in Melbourne Australia (Not once in 23 years of barbies did I EVER see a bloody shrimp on one). I was in Singapore (Where chewing gum is illegal). I have had the "experience" of Harrisburg Pennsylvania (Three Mile Island and fish with 2 heads - Darwins waiting room, need I say more?) I spent many years in Orange County California (Where superficiality and a BMW are considered de rigeur. I am now living Corona, California (I always wanted to live in a town named after a beer). I love the open space, the beautiful view of the stars at night, the mountains during the day and I will try to ignore the smell of horse and cow manure in the morning. Well This is the end of my rant. Love me! E-mail me! and if you dare, come on baby worship me :) Hugs, Laurie | |||||||||||||||||||
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PASSIONATE PLAYTHINGS Home parties featuring Exotic Lingerie and Risque Adult Novelties | ||||||||||||||||||||
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This is the business that I run. I sell exotic lingerie and risque adult novelties in a party sales format. It's kind of like an adult Tupperware party. The company is fairly new. I love what I do and I am very sucessful at it. If you are interested in having a party or learning about the business let me know. | |||||||||||||||||||
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THE HELLION SPAWN Bruno and Dante | ||||||||||||||||||||
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The loves of my life. So far no man has come even remotely close to being as faithful and devoted as Bruno and Dante are. I don't care that they are deformed and have wierd assed feet. They do not bitch about the litter box being less than fresh or my morning breath being enough to destroy small villages. If you want to win my heart get in line behind my feline friends and don't forget the minty fresh Scope and the kitty litter scooper. | |||||||||||||||||||
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